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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4-year old child? Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!"

"Did you hear about the new emo pizza? You just make fun of it, and it cuts itself!"

"1. Religion. 2. ? \3. Prophet."

"Funniest Joke Ever... What do you call a crazy introvert?..............A walnut. *crickets* Thank you, thank you."

"After a lot of deliberation I've decided communism isn't right... It's left"

"What do you call a black man on the ISS? An astronaut."

"Seeing your ex with someone uglier than you. Awesome."

"What's a Jewish Catch 22? Free Ham."

"(Misogynist Joke #4) - My girlfriend complains about how painful her period cramps are... I reminded her that's her fault for being a woman."

"What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving? Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow."