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Joke of the Day
"Why do french people love to eat snails? Because they can't stand fast food"
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"What should a teacher take if he's run down? The number of the car that hit him."
"An alien makes contact. I take it home, give it a sandwich. Then ice cream. And then, to show we're an advanced race, an ice cream sandwich."
"Friends don't force friends to watch 'funny' YouTube videos."
"We must be in the bathroom... because uraneight. I literally just made this up, might explain why its so so"
"SERIOUS TWEET: help I just put on hand lotion and now I can't get out of this room"
"Why Yao-Ming tries to catch Pikachu? He's from Team Rocket"
"I'm surprised people still ask me if I want to hold their baby given the number of times I've dropped my phone."
"A nurse goes to write something down, reaches into her pocket and takes out a rectal thermometer ""Ugh, some asshole's got my pen!"""
"If the other driver had stopped a few yards behind himself the accident would not have happened."