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Joke of the Day

"I say ""fight me"" a lot for a girl that's 5'2"" and has a tough time opening some doors because they're too heavy."

"I finally set up a new sky light in my apartment! I don't know why my upstairs neighbors are so furious though."

"What Did Superman Tell Superwoman? Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)"

"Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping? In case your other agus breaks."

"You know is an election year when... ...you type ""P"" into your browser and Primary Results comes up before Porn."

"What's a man's definition of safe sex? A: When his wife's out of town."

"What do you call the guy who graduates last place in his medical class. Doctor"

"Oh no! An Xbox One and PS4 just had a head on collision... CALL AN AMBULANCE! WiiU WiiU WiiU WiiU WiiU"

"Did you hear about the guy who lost his shovel? His name was Douglas"

"When you're trying to be cheesy But everyone around you is lactose intolerant"