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Joke of the Day

"Hey Customer Service Instead of monitoring this call for quality purposes, how about you just listen to what I need and fix it?!?"

"I hate how everybody is acting like they love this new pope so much and they're such big fans but probably can't even name 3 of his songs."

"A black man, a white guy, a muslim and a communist walk into a bar..... Bartender says ""what can i get you mr. president?"""

"Did you know Donald Trump only had two moods? Pissed off and pissed on."

"HR called me in today and told me I have a bad attitude. So they're transferring me over to IT and giving me a raise."

"I'm no blood spatter expert, but by the look of this bathroom floor, you're pulling your tampons out way too fast."

"If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand."

"What do you call a bee that produces milk? A boob bee."

"How do you disappoint a pack of redditors? [removed]"

"Where would be a good place to find 25 million north korean jokes? In north korea itself."