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Joke of the Day
"Did you know Donald Trump only had two moods? Pissed off and pissed on."
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"Why was the broom late for work? It over swept."
"I tried 12 times to fit this joke in the 140 character limit, and I think I've finally done it. A caterpillar walks into a bar and says, ""Wh"
"If God was a woman. Not only am I going to hell, I'll never know why."
"""your whole family suffers from chronic constipation?!"" no shit."
"Why is Hellen Keller bad at driving? Because she's dead."
"What's a schizophrenic's favorite Christmas song? Do You Hear what I Hear?"