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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bee that produces milk? A boob bee."
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"Dear Fruity Pebbles: Calorie content w/out milk is unnecessary. Anyone shoving dry Fruity Pebbles down their throat isn't counting calories."
"Who Killed Cap'n Crunch ? A serial killer."
"Your hands aren't tied down when you're at the dentist, you're allowed to put your hands in his mouth too."
"PLATO: I'm famous in the future? I bet the word platonic is used to describe philosoph-- It's for relationships where nobody's getting laid"
"Halloween Dress Code: Men: super hero, monster, funny thing, famous people. Women: super whore, monster whore, funny whore, famous whore"
"Q: What kind of dog can jump higher than a building? A: Any dog. A building can't jump."
"A young girl swallowed a pin when she was eleven and never felt a prick until she turned eighteen."
"Sending dick pics is for amateurs... Real men get out there and disappoint women in real life."
"How do you titillate an ocelot? You oscillate its tits a lot"