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Joke of the Day

"Where would be a good place to find 25 million north korean jokes? In north korea itself."

"Tell the dude at Starbucks your name is Poison Coffee, and when he calls your name, fall out of your chair onto the floor."

"I like my wine like my women 11 years old and locked up in my cellar"

"Rape is a terrible crime... I'll never understand how a man can traumatize a woman like that. That's why I always make sure they don't remember..."

"My neighbour thinks it's funny to joke with my wife, in front of me, that our kids look a bit like him. One day, I'm going to say something to the black bastard."

"Microsoft has realized that all their products get better PR by naming it after Halo mythology. I'm expecting the next Windows version to be Windows 117."

"How do you get to the top of a weather beacon? Climate"

"What do you call a bolshevik in a hurry? A rushin' russian."

"How much for the sentient racist skeleton? ""Sir, that's Ann Coulter..."""

"What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins live in the south pole and polar bears live in the north pole. TROLOLOLOL"