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Joke of the Day

"A black man, a white guy, a muslim and a communist walk into a bar..... Bartender says ""what can i get you mr. president?"""

"BOSS: You forgot my birthday didn't you? ME: *lighting candle* No what gave u that idea? BOSS: idk maybe that candle stuck in a urinal cake?"

"I recently participated in an erection contest. Unfortunately I didn't do so well. Let's just say there was some stiff competition."

"What's the tallest building? A library, because it has so many stories."

"Dentists are going on strike. Brace yourselves."

"Son - Dad, you wanted a boy or a girl? Dad - seriously son, i just wanted to fuck."

"Anyone else notice Independence Day is July 4th? Maybe we can work it into our 4th of July celebrations."

"What's the difference between Myspace and My space? One Space."

"Looks like the heavy bag of sirloins fell off the top shelf, landing on the butchers head, and killing him. Looks like the steaks *shades* were too high. YEAAHHHHHHHH!!!!"

"Virgins So a guy makes a joke in front of a bunch of virgins. No one gets it."