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Joke of the Day

"I hate how everybody is acting like they love this new pope so much and they're such big fans but probably can't even name 3 of his songs."

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"Amazing how many people just stroll into tattoo parlors and say ""Give me the dumbest thing you can think of."""
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"If the emoji I wanna text is not in the ""recently used,"" you may have to wait 3 days till I find it."
"WANTED: ladder. must be in working condition. bring it by 5134 parker st, it's the big yellow house with a guy on the roof"
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