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Joke of the Day
"What happened to the plant outside the math class window? It grew square roots."
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"Samsung just announced a series of water resistant phones.... Just what you want in a phone that sets itself on fire - to be water resistant."
"What do they call Counter-Strike in the Middle East? Tuesday."
"Only in SF: people checking into the riot on Foursquare."
"Why do Republicans oppose Gay Marriage AND Obamacare? Because they hate mandates."
"What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger? A gingerbreadmon."
"Everytime I have sex... It's really hands on."
"if money can't buy happiness explain pizza"
"I think I just invented four new yoga poses trying to get a chocolate chip that I dropped under the table."
"It's not much of a tattoo. More of an inkling."