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Joke of the Day

"Why do Republicans oppose Gay Marriage AND Obamacare? Because they hate mandates."

"What's the difference between a picture of Jesus and the real thing ? The picture of Jesus only takes one nail to hang up ."

"How many pictures of the sky until we are satisfied as a people"

"Morehead Kentucky Its ironic that marriages are now happening again in morehead Kentucky.. Normally when you get married it turns out to be less head."

"These dishwashers are getting too expensive my new one even demands a diamond ring"

"Selfie... Because it's important to realize that it's not the photographer who is making you look ugly."

"Simple. An Irishman walks out of a bar."

"While filling out a survey, I came across the gender option: Canadian... I guess you could say I'm Eh-Sexual."

"My maths teacher told me to draw a square. Instead I drew a circle. He said ""That's terrible, go and stand in the corner!"" I said ""where's that?"" *- Tim Vine*"

"You want to know the problem with cocaine? It's not all it's cracked up to be."