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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger? A gingerbreadmon."

"What is loud and sounds like an apple? **AN APPLE!**"

"What did I say when my Neutrogena products worked? well I'm glad I've gotten that cleared up"

"How does an abstract artist paint? They wipe their ass with canvas."

"Don't tell me I can hear the ocean if I put a shell up to my ear. If he has something to say to me SAY IT TO MY FACE U PIECE OF SHIT WATER"

"What does a gamer say when he get married? GG."

"You won't believe what every headline on the Internet is these days. They're clickbait. That's what they are."

"Snooki doesn't like her nickname. OK. What's another name for a drunken slut? Damn. Paris Hilton is already taken."

"Mozart killed all his chickens.. he had asked them who the best composer was, and they kept saying "" Bach! Bach! Bach!"

"I asked a beautiful homeless girl if I could taker her home with me. She said, ""Yes!"" With a big smile... But that quickly changed when I walked away with the cardboard box that she lived in."