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Joke of the Day
"It's not much of a tattoo. More of an inkling."
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"How do you get a gay guy to have sex with a woman? Shit in her cunt."
"I was beaten to a lead role in a film, and have planned to get my revenge with Matt Damon ever since. I'll make him wish he'd never been Bourne."
"What did the tsundere degree say to the radian? ""Notice me 10"""
"Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it's down the chimney."
"IKEA has invented a half full glass for optimists, that can ALSO serve as a half empty glass for pessimists!!!"
"Three words to ruin a man's ego. ""Is it in?"""
"[Voice from police helicopter] PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR! *raises hands* *takes flattering selfie in helicopter spotlight* *uploads new avi*"
"Saw that the ""So I went on r/news today.."" post got removed so I reposted here for you. [removed]"
"I don't know why people are afraid of flying Most crashes happen at ground level"