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Joke of the Day

"It's not much of a tattoo. More of an inkling."

"How do you make both God and Satan angry at you? You rape Satan's wife."

"Why didnt Jesus become a boxer? Crosses killed him."

"I quit my job and handed in my badge and gun to my boss, he said, why do you have a gun? You work at McDonald's."

"I'm going to name my child Dick.. It rolls straight off the tip of my tongue."

"Hey guys, Racism is a crime But crime is only for black people"

"What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry hahaha fuck you all"

"How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb? Only one, but... It takes the entire ER department to get it back out."

"I usually piss in my shower combo to save on water But I should really stop taking baths they are so wasteful."

"Probably the wurst (or the best) halloween joke i have heard yet What do you call a wiener when you take out its intestines? A halloweener"