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Joke of the Day
"What do they call Counter-Strike in the Middle East? Tuesday."
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"Things to avoid in conversation: religous beliefs , world affairs, and politics. Welcome to Reddit! : D"
"Where is the best place to hide a body? Buried in the third page of google search results."
"What's black and white and red all over? A bioracial double homocide."
"My new career path: 1. Learn soccer 2. Move to Ghana 3. Become the Jackie Robinson of Ghanaian soccer"
"My first child will be named New Folder."
"Have you ever been looking at someone right before they fall and when they do you think ""Maybe I did that with my mind""?"
"[job interview] ""What would you say is your greatest strength? I'm pretty humble. Actually, I'm incredibly humble. Amaaaaazingly humble."
"What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot... You fucking racist"
"What is a pirate's favorite letter? A pardon."