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Joke of the Day
"Don't die a virgin. Seriously, there are terrorists up there waiting for you."
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"Dear media: There's nothing shocking about celebrities going topless, getting drunk, or falling over. nnLet me know when they read a book."
"There were two snowmen standing in a field, one says to the other... Can you smell Carrots?"
"If you insist on changing someone, do it without their knowledge....Like by poisoning their food."
"Reality T.V. Show Idea: Put The Kardashians, Honey Boo Boo, and the Jersey Shore cast on a island. Have them fight it out until the last one stands and call it ""Who Gives A Fuk"""
"Sorry I interrupted your wedding dance with a much much better dance"
"Yo mamma is so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it."
"Who is Hitlers least favourate character in star wars? Jewbacca"
"My doctor said the best thing I could do for my health was to go outside more. He told me to pick a fun outdoor hobby to motivate me to get out of the house. So I started smoking."
"if daniel day-lewis dies the doctors will hav to make extra sure he's dead. he may just be acting dead and no one woud ever kno"