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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend keeps mixing up the names of the characters from the X-files. If she does it again, I'm gonna sculder!"

"What does a cheetah call Usain Bolt? Fast food"

"What kind of tree likes a high five? A palm tree"

"I still remember the last words my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. ""Hey! How far do you think I can kick this bucket?"""

"Don't be irreplaceable - if you cannot be replaced, you cannot be promoted."

"My girlfriend just said she's leaving me because of my obsession with goats. Meh."

"The Universe is made of Electrons, Protons, Neutrons and.. Morons."

"What do you call a writer who feels like they've been born in the wrong body Transcribe"

"Did you hear about the kidnapping at the local school? It's okay, he woke up."

"I once made a joke about kissing with garlic breath. Apparently it was in poor taste."