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Joke of the Day
"There were two snowmen standing in a field, one says to the other... Can you smell Carrots?"
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"Did you hear about the time traveler who finished his plate? He went back four seconds."
"I don't understand why Obama has to give his speeches behind bullet proof glass. I mean,I know he's black and all, but I doubt he'll shoot anyone."
"Help! My Wife left me for my best friend And I miss him..."
"Gotta be tough for the guy somewhere who has to say ""yeah, she left me for Charles Manson."""
"What do you call a thrash can that cant close A thrash cannot (hahaha.....)"
"A man goes to a psychiatrist ""Doctor, I don't know what to do. My wife thinks she's a piano."" Doctor says ""Well, bring her in."" ""Are you *nuts*? Do you know what it costs to move a piano?"""
"I'm sorry I said ""sorry about your eyebrows"" when you showed me your wedding photos"
"What do you call a pen without style? Stylus."
"""This won't end well, mark my words. Mark, my words. MARK. MY WORDS! I NEED MY WORDS, MARK!!!"" *Mark sweatily fumbles with the script*"