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Joke of the Day

"If you insist on changing someone, do it without their knowledge....Like by poisoning their food."

"Did you hear about the dyslexic girl that developed bulimia? She ate a big meal then went to the bathroom and stuck her thumb up her ass."

"Einstein finally developed a theory about space... and it was about time too!"

"Nothing makes me more proud of my son's sense of humor, than when he asks me for help with his algebra homework."

"I'm a racist I think the human race is the best one."

"What do you call an average ogre? Mediogre."

"I phoned the Islamic Samaritans today When I said I was feeling suicidal they got all excited and asked if I knew how to fly a plane."

"Amy Winehouse's final album was ""recorded before her death."" Thanks for the clarification."

"It might take more muscles to frown than to smile, but it takes even less to completely avoid eye contact in the first place."

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea? I wouldn't pay 40 bucks to have a garbanzo bean on my face."