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Joke of the Day

"Dear media: There's nothing shocking about celebrities going topless, getting drunk, or falling over. nnLet me know when they read a book."

"LIFE HACK: Answer your phone ""Hello you're on the air"" and 99% of the time people will just hang up"

"Recent study shows 9 out of 10 men prefer looks rather than personality in women 1 out of 10 men prefer the other 9."

"What's the difference between Ellen Pao and a catfish? One's a scum sucking bottom feeder. The other's a catfish."

"What do you call a black person in space? An astronaut."

"What do porn movies and disney movies have in common? Happy endings."

"What did the horse say to Santa? Nothing, horses can not speak."

"How did Jared Fogle lose so much weight? because he chose from the kids menu"

"Why is Gandalf's cupcake shop so successful? Because he has a magical staff."

"Here in Canada, we leave everything unlocked so that burglars don't risk getting glass in their hand when they punch through our windows."