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Joke of the Day
"Sorry I interrupted your wedding dance with a much much better dance"
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"2 men walk into a bar... You'd think the 2nd man would've ducked"
"A photon walks into a hotel. The desk clerk says, ""Welcome to our hotel. Can we help you with your luggage?"" The photon says, ""No thanks, I'm traveling light."" Edit: Yaaaaay front page of jokes."
"I appreciate it when my cats stand around while I clean their litter box. We're like a little road crew: one guy works, three supervise."
"You can't run through a campground You can only ran, because it's past tents"
"How do Reavers clean their spears? They run them through the Wash :("
"'Twas the night before Thanksgiving, and I'm out of breath I've been in the kitchen all day, cooking up meth."
"A Game of Thrones Joke What do Theon Greyjoy and Justin Timberlake have in common? A dick in a box."
"Men Are Polite When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90% of their body....men are so polite they only look at the covered parts"
"Every day I spend a few hours on a running track. Next week I might even turn it on."