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Joke of the Day

"Hmmm,,,, Tell me more about this ""victim"" role you play due to the circumstances that you've created for yourself."

"My spirit animal is fried chicken"

"Q: What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib? A: A snowmobile!"

"Hellen Keller walks into a bar Then she walks into a chair Then a table...."

"The problem with grammar nazis? They're anti-semantic."

"How did the man get stuck at the Russian airport? He got snowden."

"New Immigration Policy Obama tells 5 million illegal immigrants: ""Come out of the shadows and register, or shovel out Ralph Wilson Stadium."""

"WIFE: would you chop these onions for me ME: sure WIFE: I meant with a knife ME (tightening the belt on my karate robe): aww man"

"Mother Banana: Why didn't you go to school today? Little Banana: Because I didn't peel well."

"*feminist at thanksgiving dinner* ""dad will u use your white privilege to pass the salt"""