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Joke of the Day

"Hellen Keller walks into a bar Then she walks into a chair Then a table...."

"Girlfriend: Ok you hang up :-) Boyfriend: No You hang up first :-) Girlfriend: no you first Boyfriend: No you first NSA: both of you hang up"

"Are you an infidel? 'Cause i beheaden' your way."

"What's the Difference between 3 dicks and a Joke? Your mom can't take a joke"

"What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano? Finding crabs on your organ."

"Gaining Weight? ...It's a piece of cake!"

"My 5 year old has a filthy mouth. His favorite book is Winnie the Shit."

"Always remember you're someones reason to smile Because you are a joke"

"An NFL chuckler If the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are called the Bucs, and the Jacksonville Jaguars are called the Jags, what does that make the Tennessee Titans?"

"The Macarena began playing through the dental office speakers as I lied helpless with the hygienist's hands in my mouth today. #survivor"