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Joke of the Day

"How did the man get stuck at the Russian airport? He got snowden."

"What type of milk is swiss cheese made of? Whole milk."

"I've decided to get help with my drug habit. I've managed to convince some friends to give me bulk discounts."

"What did one volcano call the other volcano? An Ash-hole."

"Why were the early days of history called the dark ages? There were so many Knights"

"Costco is a great place to go if you want to shop for 15 minutes and then stand in line and judge people for an hour."

"I hate when the cashier ask me "" You doing alright today "" when I'm buying a 6-pack of beer with change."

"Red cross: would you like to volunteer to give blood? Me: oh, no thank you, I already involuntarily give blood 5 days out of the month"

"My little girl was staring at the letters on my coffee mug she's very QRS about the alphabet.... I'll see myself out."

"The teacher asked Simon to say his name backwards. ""No mis"" he replied"