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Joke of the Day
"My spirit animal is fried chicken"
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"I saw a group of children crying during my visit to Kiev so I said, ""What Ukraine for?"""
"What does cows say when they want someone to move? Muuuuuuuuuuuuhve..........."
"What do you call a psychic midget that escapes prison? A small medium at large."
"What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Smack that bitch and tell her to get back to work."
"A guy walked into a bar... Ouch"
"So, two yogurts walk into a bar The bar tender says ""hey, what do you think you're doing? We don't serve you here!"" And the Yogurts respond ""Why? We're two cultured individuals."""
"How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce ""unionized""."
"I was at the confessional booth the other day and I asked the priest if he thought it would be a good idea to stop masturbating He said ""Sure, If it bothers you, I'll stop""."
"can you start monday at 8? ""yes, thank you for the opportunity"" [calls new boss at his home on sunday night] hello? ""am or pm?"""