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Joke of the Day
"Mother Banana: Why didn't you go to school today? Little Banana: Because I didn't peel well."
Next Joke
"You're a vegetarian? That's a missed steak"
"Standing next to an attractive woman in the elevator. I turned to her and asked politely if I could smell her pussy. Bristling, she snapped ""NO, you can't!"" Oh, I said, ""It must be your feet then."""
"You know why the swimming events are so popular at the 2016 Olympics?.... Because Brazilians rarely get too see clean water"
"Why do cowgirls have bow-legs? Because cowboys always eat with their hats on."
"I went to the blacksmiths for a job interview He asked me ""have you ever shoed a horse before?"" I replied ""no, but i told a donkey to fuck off."""
"Being a vegetarian is a big missed steak."
"So much mascara her eyes got stuck in the closed position. Too bad lipstick doesn't work that way."
"If you use the word ""ridonkulous"" or ""ginormous,"" chances are you're a retardiot."
"Probably the worst thing about dying a virgin would be all the dead terrorists that are waiting for you."