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Joke of the Day
"7 out of 10 people believe in Life after death. The other 3 don't even like cereal."
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"What do you say to Jennifer Anniston after she has been stabbed? So noone told you knife was gonna be this way?"
"What Bird? Which bird symbolizes love? Swallow."
"Eric Clapton's son was a prolific writer by the age of 4 and a half... He did 49 stories in 7 seconds."
"What is long and hard that a Australian bride gets in her wedding night? Dick"
"[NSFW] What is the difference between two towers? A plane"
"Why doesn't Santa Claus have any children? Because he only comes once a year and it is always down the chimney."
"Text abbreviations date back to the days of the telegraph with common shorthand like DFMWOL for ""Dying From Musket Wound Out Loud."""
"I'm feeling more attracted to you lately. Have you put on weight?"
"Barbie comes with GI Joe She only fakes it with Ken. Saw plenty of pregnant Barbie jokes in this sub-reddit, but not this one."