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Joke of the Day

"Eric Clapton's son was a prolific writer by the age of 4 and a half... He did 49 stories in 7 seconds."

"I'm worried I won't pass my stress test"

"caught my son running a google search for "" shit stain pussy "". i am beyond distraught. we are strictly a Bing family"

"I fell asleep in the shower last night I guess you could say I had a few wet dreams"

"Y'all tweet like you don't know it only takes 2 doctors to commit you."

"Two fish in a tank. One says to the other... ""how do you drive this thing?"""

"There's a new video subscription service in Russia called Nyetflix But the rental period is too short so you're always Russian!"

"What did the right eye say to the left? There's something between us that smells.. *drops mic*"

"What smells worse than an anchovy? An anchovy's cunt"

"I laugh at an ex who now dates an ugly man-pig... Until I realize that maybe she has a type."