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Joke of the Day
"What Bird? Which bird symbolizes love? Swallow."
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"This chick last night told me to do her like her ex husband so I drained her bank accounts and banged her sister"
"Bad: I saw my girlfriend's name and number on a couple of men's bathroom walls.. Worse: It was in her handwriting..."
"I designed a website for orphans. There isn't a homepage."
"She's like a cat. I don't mean in bed, she just ignores me"
"We've all been there. In your mom, that is."
"Since lesbians eat so much pussy Should they be considered sexually snacktive?"
"Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain? Because he wanted to transcend dental medication."
"Dads... Are just a bunch of mother fuckers"
"How do zombies celebrate Halloween? They paint the town dead!"