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Joke of the Day
"[NSFW] What is the difference between two towers? A plane"
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"Falling vending machines kill more people per year than sharks. I've never even seen a shark near a vending machine."
"I slept with a slut that liked to twist words... I forget her name, so I just refer to her as ""Whorenadoe"""
"new book out: ""How I Fell Off a Cliff"" by Eileen Dover"
"What do you do when your girlfriend starts to smoke? Slow the pace and apply more lube!"
"There's no place like home. (to poop)"
"A little Harry Potter humour... How did the witches and wizards in the Alzheimer's ward refer to Voldemort? You-knew-who"
"Wanna hear a bird joke?! I don't have one... This is hawkward."
"What part of a football ground is never the same? The changing rooms!"
"What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles? He makes a swish!"