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Joke of the Day

"Barbie comes with GI Joe She only fakes it with Ken. Saw plenty of pregnant Barbie jokes in this sub-reddit, but not this one."

"What's the fastest branch of the military? The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes."

"What do you call a communist pirate? Lutin."

"Why do the elephants have short tails ? Because they can't remember long stories !"

"Someone call a knight in shining armor... cuz today's a draggin."

"911 what's the emergency? ""How do u unburn pizza?"" U burnt a pizza ""Yes"" I'll send a squad car ""Ok will they help?"" No ur under arrest"

"15 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope, and no Jobs. Don't die Kevin Bacon!!"

"Are you a cat because you're purrrrrrfect."

"Dark Humor is like food Not everyone gets it"

"What do you get when you combine a rhetorical question and a joke?"