213572
Joke of the Day
"Why do men, on average, die before women? Because they want to."
Next Joke
 
"What would be the name of a rock if she's female? ROCKelle."
"I bet if Wolf Blitzer interviewed ""The Situation"" in The Situation Room my TV would explode into a million pieces."
"What do you call a gay Irisham A Gaelic"
"if i could rearrange the alphabet i'd put ""u"" at the beginning and ""i"" at the end. i want a divorce karen"
"A nerdy sysadmin joke for today Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas? Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)"
"How do you make a Gorilla laugh? Tell it an elephant joke!"
"Why is Italy's birth rate decreasing? Because they pull out at the last second."
"I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said Are you going to help?' I said No, six should be enough.'"
"What is a religious gorilla called? A monk-ey"