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Joke of the Day
"Why do men, on average, die before women? Because they want to."
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"Son: I'm gay, dad. Dad: no I'm gay dad Dad #2: no I'm gay dad"
"[Forest] GF: Oh god it's a bear! Me: *Stuffs socks down front of pants* GF: What are you doing? Me: Making myself look big Bear: Well hi"
"What type of clothing does a House wear? Address."
"What do you call Barrack Obama with a bad spray tan? Orange is the new Barack! edit: Typo on el presidente's name."
"The people I worked with in IT were so nice The even took the time to show me ""4"" in binary every single day"
"True: If you don't eat a whole basket of tortilla chips before your entree arrives in a Mexican restaurant it means you don't love your mom."
"How do you call it when a blond girl dyes her hair brunette? Artificial Intelligence."
"what's the worst thing about being a black Jew? you gotta sit at the back of the oven"
"What do you call a person who delivers Indian food? Currier."