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Joke of the Day
"She threw her vibrator on the subway tracks... It didn't work; the train didn't come any faster."
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"My daughter asked if I am going to die someday I said ""Don't worry sweetheart. I promise I'll be alive for the rest of my life."" She looked relieved."
"When the zombie apocalypse finally starts, I am running straight to the graveyard to play the most epic game of whack-a-mole ever."
"how to find a girl in pic on Internet? don't find any result on Google"
"How did we build a tunnel to china? A jew found a dollar in a hole."
"Did you hear about the convicted grammar Nazi? He was *sentenced* to death"
"My dyslexic brother made ginger bread yesterday. Poor Tyrone.."
"The Republicans asked the Democrats what it would take to stop being considered stupid. The democrats said ""Just put forth one presidential candidate who can make a brain surgeon look like an idiot."""
"Haven't worn a bra in 4 days.... I love being a man"
"Why does Dr. Pepper come in bottles? Because his wife is dead."