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"how to find a girl in pic on Internet? don't find any result on Google"
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"In a doggy style gang bang, do you call the woman ""dogging station""?"
"My sister read '50 Shades of Grey' and relayed some of its explicit content. I pretended to think those things are shocking, too."
"What's your best mattress joke? Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)"
"What happens when a cannibal decides to go vegan? They start eating vegetables."
"Googling your symptoms when you don't feel well is the most efficient way to convince yourself you're dying."
"What is the summit of trust? Receiving a blowjob from a cannibal"
"They're making a movie about the death of Steve Irwin Jamie Foxx will be playing Ray"
"Another International Ninja Day went completely unnoticed."
"Two men walk into a bar. First one says ""I'll have an H20."" Second man says, ""You know what? I'll have an H20 too."" The second man dies."