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Joke of the Day
"Haven't worn a bra in 4 days.... I love being a man"
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"How many narcissists does it take to change a lightbulb? I'm sorry, what?"
"Girls don't poop. They go to the bathroom to talk shit."
"*nervously plays with tie* ""I'm sorry. I'm no good during job interviews."" That's ok, just let go of my tie and go on your side of the desk."
"Him: Can you forgive me? *mental montage of me trying to figure out who this guy is* Me: Yes, but I'm really hurt so please give me time."
"Social networking has become a club. Twitter is the dance floor. Instagram is the bar and Facebook is the people crying in the bathroom."
"What is similar between a strip club and the Artic The poles are cold and then they are getting warmer."
"""tell... my wife... i loved her..."" carl dies. NOO! U LOVED HER WHAT?! *shakes body* U LOVED HER... TITYS? HER CAT? *slaps face* PLS WAKE UP"
"A boiled egg in the morning... is hard to beat."
"What do you call a fat psychic? A large. (Because medium)"