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Joke of the Day
"Why does Dr. Pepper come in bottles? Because his wife is dead."
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"You know you were a fat baby.., When the doctor had to get the jaws of life to remove you from your mother."
"What do you do when your daughter says batman raped her? Switch to the spiderman outfit"
"Stop saying ""I Wish"" and start saying ""I Will""."
"Nicholson: You want answers?! Cruise: I want the truth!! Nicholson: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! Cruise: mmk... how bout a little hint?"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. Knock, knock.... Who's there? The chicken."
"What did the young witch say to her mother? Can I have the keys to the broom tonight?"
"I'm an animal in bed I do it doggy style and come after 5 seconds"
"Why did Jim Morrison overdose on drugs? To get to the other side."
"Obama, The CIA, and Darpa walk into a bar... The End."