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Joke of the Day

"How did we build a tunnel to china? A jew found a dollar in a hole."

"Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is lying? A: Only a Bill Clinton supporter is too dumb to know the answer to this one."

"I'm teaching 7 it's ok for a man to cry, & it's also ok for a man to jump on a table, scream and throw coins at a spider."

"What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean? I wouldn't pay to have a garbanzo bean on my face. credit to /u/crashdemon."

"Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors."

"Why do pirates have trouble walking? Arrrr-thritis"

"What do you call an Indian that's been hit by a car? Pindunderjeep"

"I hate it when people come to MY house, knock on MY door then ask me why I'm not wearing pants."

"How can you get hundreds of women wet all at once? Go to a john mayer concert!"

"What do tampons and renaissance art have in common? You get upset when your dog tears up either of them because they are period pieces."