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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the convicted grammar Nazi? He was *sentenced* to death"
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"A funny knock knock joke I've heard awhile ago... *knock* *knock* who's there? Doctor Doctor who? ...exactly!"
"Knock, Knock Who's there. Buccaneer. Buccaneer who. You'll have to speak up; i can't buccaneer hear you"
"Why are Dendrochronologists Forever Alone?"
"How do you identify a vegan at a party? You don't, they come and tell you"
"What is the difference between a brothel and a circus? One is an array of cunning stunts!"
"21 ways to piss off the mods on this sub [removed]"
"I tried to do an intense workout that involved 500 sit ups per day But my body couldn't take the ab use"
"How many isolationists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they prefer to live in the dark."
"why didnt natalie wood take a shower on the boat? she wanted to wash up on shore..."