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Joke of the Day
"What do horses hope for on election day? A stable economy"
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"What kind of bees eat brains? Zombees"
"My wife likes to quote Soundgarden during sex. ""Won't you come"""
"Have you heard of nihilism? Its kind of a Nietzsche philosophy."
"I got fired from my job at the sperm bank I said ""Get a load of this guy,"" every time someone walked in."
"Why can't atheists solve quadratic equations? They don't believe in higher powers."
"(while falling down a well) god damnit i forgot to grab my phone charger"
"After watching the 6th sense I have been searching all over for the previous five movies with no luck"
"Thanksgiving with the snail family I had the snail family from next door over for a big Thanksgiving dinner, they are still feeling sluggish this morning."
"Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you've got 5 more rounds in the chamber. You'll get that moon eventually. He'll pay for what he did."