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Joke of the Day
"What do horses hope for on election day? A stable economy"
Next Joke
"What's the final product Steve Jobs released? The iDied"
"Confucius Say: He who drop watch in toilet... Bound to have shitty time."
"Santorum pulls out after repeatedly coming in number two"
"What did the dog say when he was sick. Barf! barf!"
"Two guys are drinking at the country club bar... First guy says, ""Hey, you want to go play some golf?"" Second guy says, ""No, not today."" ""Why not?"" ""Because I never drink and drive."""
"How do Asian women test for pregnancy? Put a Rubik's Cube in the vagina for exactly one minute and see if it comes out solved."
"What do you call alternative medicine that works? Medicine."
"What do you call someone who crashes flying dinosaurs into buildings? A pterrorist"
"I keep getting mixed up between claustrophobia and homophobia. Which is the one about being in a closet?"