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Joke of the Day
"Why can't atheists solve quadratic equations? They don't believe in higher powers."
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"Score! I just landed my summer job for this year - working at the zoo, circumsizing elephants They said the hourly pay isn't great, but the tips are ENORMOUS!"
"What kind of secretary is the best secretary? One that never misses a period."
"How do you catch a peculiar rabbit? Unique up on it."
"My husband just had a heart attack during climax He was nearly there - but then he was nearly gone."
"What do you call riot police in Germany? Kraut Control"
"your mother's so dumb... ... she thinks asphalt is a disease, and asbestos is the cure."
"Knock knock Whos there? Im a peace op! Im a peace op who?"
"I can't get out of bed. These blankets has accepted me as one of their own and if I leave now I might lose their trust!"
"Moby-Dick is cool if you like stopping in the middle of a story about murdering a smart whale to think about all the different kinds of rope"