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Joke of the Day
"Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? because his wife died."
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"I went to a really emotional wedding the other day Even the cake was in tiers."
"Justin Beiber fell off stage last night at a concert in Canada. He suffered only minor injuries according to his gynecologist."
"How do you cure depression? A gun."
"My dog reacts to the vacuum cleaner the same way I react when my wife says ""We need to talk""."
"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. The question is: how do they get in there?"
"How can you tell who the head doctor is? They're the one with the dirtiest knees"
"Why was there a dyslexic stormtrooper? Sith happens."
"Birds wouldn't be so smug in zero gravity, I bet"
"When you see someone driving with their shirt off it makes you feel so stupid for driving with your shirt on."