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Joke of the Day
"2 goats were found to have dyslexia after turning up to a toga party."
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"I saved a ton of money on car insurance by switching to reverse and leaving the scene."
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"What's the difference between a job and a wife? After 10 years, the job still sucks."
"What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs? ""Well, this was a waste of Thyme."""
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