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Joke of the Day

"How many teenagers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, but you need a fairly big lightbulb."

"My girlfriend asked if I could play wonderwall. I said ""maybe"""

"When are Pomeranians good at taking photographs? Only when they snap at something!"

"Two eggs were boiling in a pan. The female egg said to the male egg, ""Ooh, look, I've got a crack."" The male egg replied, ""Calm down, I'm not hard yet."""

"It's not sex until you walk away with a nose bleed, and the Eye Of The Tiger song is still playing in your head."

"Q: What is the clumsiest bee? A: A bumbling bee."

"If you're wearing Superman undies, but she's a Batman kinda girl, you might as well put your clothes back on."

"Why do women make such horrible capenters? Because for years men have telling them that |----------------| is 8 inches long."

"I recently visited Japan It was great until I confused Kabuki with Bukake. Slightly messier and more dudes...which is odd cause I thought Kabuki is an all male thing."

"Scientists have revealed today that they have found a new drug for depressed lesbians.. .. It's called Trydixagain."