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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a pig stuck in a topiary? A hedgehog."

"Hubs proposed to me with a really cool flash mob and a medley of Nirvana hits. JK. He was like, ""I wanna marry you."" And I was like, ""K."""

"Some people should come with subtitles."

"People with dreadlocks either love weed or hate showers."

"Why did the stick-figure man's arm keep hitting him in the face? Because it was the punch line."

"My friend and I tried to start an erectile dysfunction club... ...but it flopped and nobody came."

"What do you get when you put semen in a bat? Abasement."

"I got a shopping cart today with 4 working wheels, it was full of lingerie models and self confidence and I was dreaming"

"What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? ""Where's my tractor"""

"Why are Mexicans called spics? Because they spic spanish."