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Joke of the Day

"GUY 1: I beat cancer GUY 2: I backpacked thru Europe GUY 1: So what? GUY 2: And I didn't tell anyone about it when I got back GUY 1: You win"

"Why do demons and ghouls hang out together? Because demons are a ghoul's best friend."

"yo mumma is so fat that when she sat on the ipod she made the ipad"

"[audition for a vampire tv show] ME: as u can see in my headshots, i'm a vampire CASTING DIRECTOR: theres no one in these photos ME: exactly"

"Longest Joke ever Loading..."

"What are Germans most thankful for on the internet? Danke Memes"

"""Ummmm..."" -Rope, while being tied into a noose"

"Did you hear about the tragic crash of the small plane into the cemetery? So far they've recovered 324 bodies."

"What do you call a kitten crying on the grass in the back yard? A lawn mewer. (I wrote this yesterday)."

"You can get used to everything. Except an icicle up your ass, because it melts before you get used to it. - A Finnish Proverb"