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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you mix a black man with microwave chicken? (May be offensive) Mike Tyson"

"Moses opens his tablet. The notification says, ""You have 10 unread commandments'."

"Round, heavy object they throw at the olympics. Discuss."

"What do 16 year old boys and drug companies have in common? They are both more worried about getting inside you than being effective once there!"

"[God creating cheesecake] GOD: [stuffing his face] oh man this is so good ANGEL: shouldn't u share it? GOD: [creates lactose intolerance]"

"I saw a truck that works for Stolkholm Home Improvement. I really hope their slogan is ""You'll eventually love it"""

"It is a little known fact that the Bermuda Triangle used to be called the Bermuda Rectangle.Until one side mysteriously disappeared."

"China already tried Trump's giant wall idea, and we saw how that worked out... not too many fuckin' Mexicans in China, are there?"

"yo mama so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!"

"You're Doing It Wrong! What did the fellow redditor say when the first redditor put the punchline in the title?"