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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN ? A: She didn't know what ONE came first..."

"""Doc,"" I said, ""every time I fart the room fills with smoke and stinks of petrol. What's the matter with me?"" ""That's easy,"" he said. ""You're exhausted."""

"My internet is so slow... Loading..."

"Why did Ernest Hemingway kill himself? He was paid per word."

"Two fish are in a tank One of them says ""Hey, do you know how to drive this thing?"""

"I don't like damp things For the moist part"

"Stevie Wonder walked into a bar He never saw it coming."

"A lot of comedy today is observational humor You guys ever noticed that?"

"I'm not allowed at the gym anymore because I dropped my chili dog on the treadmill"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Anya ! Anya who ? Anya best behavior !"