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Joke of the Day

"Comas make a big difference in a sentence. For example, Ben is in a hurry. Ben is in a coma."

"When I was in the army our commanding officer always made decisions based on the way our whole unit felt. I kind of miss him. Good ol' General Consensus."

"My next move I'm thinking that I write a book: The Explanations of jokes! If you have any hints, please let me know ;)"

"Jesus spoke to me yesterday... But I don't like talking to my roofers, so I had his brother Juan tell him not to do that in the future."

"What kind of wine does ISIS drink? White Infidel."

"Tim buck two One day, my mate Tim and I went camping, we met three girls in their tent. I bucked one and Tim bucked two."

"What's the difference between a joke and 3 cocks? You can't take a joke."

"I found a TV on the sidewalk in front of a house. The owner had left a note. ""Television for sale, $1, volume stuck on full."" I thought to myself, ""I can't turn that down!"""

"Scientists have discovered a new way to get AIDS from toilets You sit down before the other man is done."

"We really need to stop with the cute names for devastating storms. Winter Storm Voldemort would be taken much more seriously."