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Joke of the Day

"There are 10 types of people in the world Those who know binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting this joke to be in ternary"

"Sometimes Jesus appears on toast, sometimes pancakes, sometimes waffles. Always on breakfast food. Why? It's the most important meal."

"One thing that I have never had in the glove box of my car, is a pair of gloves."

"My safe word is ""keep going."" It's led to some HILARIOUS miscommunications let me tell you!"

"Have Egyptians tried unplugging and plugging Egypt?"

"How do you package a 21st century classical jazz singer? Buble wrap Sorry "

"Don't take it personally if I don't like you. Some of my best friends are people I don't like."

"Who envokes the most hatred out of male athletes? Caitlyn Jenner, because she's a far superior athlete to almost every man on the planet."

"Got a $100 Nike gift card Can't wait to buy that one pair of socks"

"How do you fix a woman's watch? Why should you? There's a clock on the oven."