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Joke of the Day

"I wouldn't mind getting arrested today because I'm having a great hair day and my mug shot would be fabulous."

"What time do philosophers like to visit the shopping mall? At the Schopenhauer."

"Two men walk into a bar. you think the second one would have seen it."

"How do you show your appreciation towards black holes? Thanks for nothing!"

"Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs? A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM."

"When an Eel bites your heel, and pain is all you feel... Thats a ""Moray"""

"Two Borg walk into a holodeck. .. They wanted a simulation of all mankind."

"What's red and white and red, red and white and red and white? Santa Claus rolling down a roof!"

"What did Hannibal Lecter say when he met a sexy Black Panther at a cannibal convention? I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers."

"What did Tony Abbott (Prime minister of Australia) do with the half-eaten banana? He re-peeled it."