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Joke of the Day

"When an Eel bites your heel, and pain is all you feel... Thats a ""Moray"""

"Simple Chat.. Conversation: G: Im done. Let's split-up. B: What? Why? Where did I go wrong? G: Oh, im sorry babe wrong send. B: Thank goodness!"

"Who had the best dinner with Megyn Kelly after the Fox Republican Debate? Dracula."

"What do you give a sick bird? A tweetment"

"Why did the bike not go to the gym? BECAUSE IT WAS TOO TIRED :D:D:D:D:D:D"

"When my girlfriend told me to stop acting like a flamingo... I had to put my foot down."

"If we could put bread in a particle collider... We could discover new quarks and glutons."

"Hey can you take the next left? I gotta drop the cosby kids off at the pool."

"""You can't tell me what to do!"" I screamed, and ate the packet of silica gel."

"[Later, Snake sees a Lizard] Snake (to God): DUDE! Seriously?? *God and Lizard high-five, adding insult to injury*"